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  2.             Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on wet sidewalk
  3.            my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I
  4.            was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite
  5.                                     so funny.
  6.                                          
  7.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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